Reelect
Bush
March 18, 2004
If
I were forced into a voting booth at gunpoint and ordered to choose
between George W. Bush and John Kerry, I suppose I would, with the
utmost reluctance, perhaps with tears streaming down my face, choose
Bush. (Im positing that I was forbidden to write my own name in.)
This is not, you understand,
because I have the slightest regard for our War President. In moments
when I allow all refinement to slip, in the company of close friends, I am
all too apt to call him a vulgar name. I wont repeat it here, chiefly
because I dont want to offend my polite readers, but also because
it would dishonor a necessary part of the alimentary canal.
Its a common but curious
insult. If dogs understood English, they would be puzzled by human
quarrels, in which this word is bandied so carelessly. Our canine friends
see nothing wrong with this part of the anatomy, as witness their amiable
mutual sniffing upon first making acquaintance.
So to return, none too
soon, to our subject why would I think of voting for Bush? Well,
let me stress that it would have to be while looking at the muzzle of a
gun. With that understanding, let me try to explain.
In a sense I wouldnt be
voting for Bush himself. But all things considered, Id rather this
country were dominated by the sort of people who prefer Bush to Kerry,
however deludedly, than by the sort of people who prefer Kerry. I have
many liberal friends, and they are personally likeable, but they
instinctively prefer the kind of government we now have to the kind of
government Thomas Jefferson had in mind. Conservatives have a residual
affection for the Jeffersonian.
So why do conservatives vote for
Bush? Good question. Many of them will admit they are troubled by
Bushs expansion of the Federal Government, his compromises with
liberalism, and his psychotic spending, but they hope hell get over
it. Most of them have also been intoxicated by his patriotic warrior
posture, but I hope theyll get over it.
The
curious identification of conservatism with warfare
the most destructive and least conservative of government activities
is something fairly new. It was liberals Woodrow Wilson,
Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, and Lyndon Johnson who led the
United States into the great wars of the last century; conservatives used
to oppose such military crusading and were damned as
isolationists for adhering to the prudence of the Founding
Fathers.
Bushs Iraq war is now
starting to appear as the folly it was. The recent bombings in Madrid have
shown that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with the terrorist network
and overthrowing him did nothing to stop it. Bush utterly wasted two
years, and untold resources, misdirecting American wrath toward the
wrong target.
Europeans understood this all
along; it may yet sink in with Americans. On this, liberals have been more
sensible than conservatives. The space probe is as likely to find
Saddams fabulous weapons of mass destruction on
Mars as Bush is to find them in Iraq.
Bush still thinks his
leadership against Iraq will be his great asset in winning
him reelection; it ought to make him look like a bloody buffoon. If I were
in his place, Id avoid mentioning Iraq from now until November, for
fear of provoking bitter laughter.
So Bush richly deserves to lose
this years election. His presidency has been a ghastly failure on its
own chosen terms. But that doesnt mean that Kerry deserves to
win.
Not that a Kerry presidency is
much to be dreaded. Whoever wins in 2004 will have to deal with the
colossal mess Bush has made. There will be little money to pay for
ambitious new Federal projects and programs. It would almost serve Bush
right to have to clean up his own Augean stables.
Meanwhile, there will be more
terrorist attacks, very possibly in this country. Madrid has found that
these wont require suicide bombers, airplanes, or weapons
of mass destruction. They can be accomplished with small
explosives set off by remote control, which are very hard to prevent.
By fighting the wrong enemy,
Bush has only alienated Americas friends. Every new terrorist
attack will only underline his failure. This is the record he must run on.
Lets cross our fingers and hope he wins.
Joseph Sobran
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