Clintonian (adj.)
February 22, 2001
Well,
we can stop guessing what Bill Clintons legacy will be. The
word Clintonian will never be used as a compliment. And he
cant blame his enemies. He can thank his friends, his allies, his
half-brother, his brother-in-law, his wife, and, most of all, himself. He
has made himself a lasting symbol of political corruption.
Just when you thought it
couldnt get any slimier, out pop two of Clintons kinfolk to
serve as the ultimate negative character witnesses. His half-brother,
Roger Clinton, presidentially pardoned for drug dealing, has reportedly
been investigated by the FBI for seeking payments for help in
arranging pardons, reports Newsweek magazine.
The inquiry was dropped after
Justice lawyers spotted a legal problem, the story continues.
Since Roger Clinton wasnt a federal official, it was not a
crime to seek money to deliver action by the government. No, it
wasnt a crime. It was merely Clintonian.
Then came the news that Hillary
Clintons rich lawyer brother, Hugh Rodham, whose only known legal
talent is his relation to Bill, had procured a presidential pardon and a
commutation of the Clintonian variety: the proper channels were bypassed
and mercy was extended on that famous final morning of the Clinton
administration.
Bill and Hillary professed themselves
dismayed by Rodhams role, for which he received
$400,000 in contingency fees, and issued carefully worded that is,
Clintonian denials that they had known what Rodham was up to
during his frequent recent visits to the White House. They had demanded
that he return the money, though he had broken no law; he had merely
discerned, and cashed in on, the Clintonian ethos.
Somehow Roger Clinton and Hugh
Rodham had picked up the same idea: that as long as Bill Clinton was in the
White House, special government services were for sale. The theory may
have originated with crazed Republican Clinton-haters, but it seems to
have held up pretty well in practice. Like McCarthyite witch-hunters,
Clinton-haters have been vindicated by the record.
Today its the erstwhile
Clinton-lovers who have a lot of explaining to do. Why couldnt they
see until this month what was obvious to the Clinton-haters many years
ago? Both Clintons are among the most ethically uninhibited people ever
to enter, let alone inhabit, the White House.
One of the most amorous of the
Clinton-lovers, Albert Hunt of the Wall Street Journal, asks
why Bill didnt check up on the financier Marc Rich before granting
him a highly irregular pardon. Rewarding campaign contributors is
too simple an explanation, he deep-thinks.
On the contrary, when it comes to Bill
Clinton, simple explanations explain an awful lot. He may be cunning, but
subtle he is not. However crooked his path, his destination is usually clear
enough. If he were equidistant from a pile of money and a comely White
House intern, the only question is which he would grab first.
Any crude
explanation of Clintons motives deserves to be embraced unless
you can think of an even cruder one. Richs ex-wife visited Clinton a
hundred times in a single year. Why did the president of the United States
make so much time for one private citizen? Two possible answers come to
mind. One is that she gave him a lot of money. The other is suggested by
her large and generously exposed bosom. If the cruder answer is wrong,
more credit is due to her virtue than to his. (Then again, why would a
virtuous woman make so much time for Bill Clinton?)
We arent dealing with Hamlet
here. Anyone who sees Clinton as a refined and complex specimen of
Western man, tortured by philosophical scruples, is, as Shakespeare might
say, full of it. Clinton is living proof that conscience doesnt
necessarily make cowards of us all. After eight years of scandal,
exposure, impeachment, FBI semen analysis, and Jay Leno, his audacity
remains absolutely unimpaired.
Almost incredibly, he still expects us
to believe his denials. As long as he can fool some of the people some of
the time, he is satisfied.
How can you sum him up? Coarse,
lecherous, venal, treacherous, slippery, reckless, sociopathic? All these
may be true enough, but only one word will really capture him:
Clintonian.
Joseph Sobran
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