THE WANDERER, AUGUST 5, 2004

JOSEPH SOBRAN'S
WASHINGTON WATCH

Family Problems in the 21st Century

     In Tolstoy's famous words, "Happy families are all 
alike. Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." A 
guest commentator on National Public Radio (where else?) 
has found a way even Tolstoy never imagined. It seems her 
father has had a sex-change operation, and the family is 
split over the appropriate pronoun: Should they refer to 
the paterfamilias as "he" or "she"?


Terry Kerry

     Americans talk about politics constantly but seldom 
reflect on it. This melancholy truth occurred to me again 
as I listened to the speakers at the Democratic 
convention in Boston.

     Nowadays the nominations are settled well before the 
delegates actually convene, so the problem is to create a 
sense of excitement about foregone conclusions. The 
principal oratorical device used for achieving this end 
is shouting.

     The speakers shout unexamined cliches, and the 
delegates shout back. It's so dull that the TV networks, 
despairing of ratings, have sharply cut back their 
coverage. I remember the days when there were three major 
networks, all of them showing all the proceedings for 
days, depriving good Americans like me of THE LONE RANGER 
and SUPERMAN.

     This year's most touted speaker was Barack Obama of 
Illinois, who is running for the U.S. Senate, unopposed 
(his Republican rival having dropped out because of a sex 
scandal). He is a genuine African-American, with a 
genuine African name; his father, whom he hardly knew, 
came from Kenya, his mother was a white American who 
raised him alone after his father left. He grew up in 
Hawaii and went to Harvard.

     Obama is already being discussed as a possible 
future president. He laughs off such talk with gracious 
modesty. In an interview on National Public Radio the day 
of his scheduled speech, he was frank, charming, and 
well-spoken. I looked forward to hearing him that night, 
the second night of the convention. Alas, his speech 
proved nearly as stentorian as the others, though less 
abrasively partisan.

     The surprise of the night was Ron Reagan, son of the 
late president. He spoke with conversational ease, as if 
addressing rational beings rather than fanatics. 
Unfortunately, he was urging stem-cell research, 
something his father opposed; and, in fact, he 
inadvertently made a case against abortion. He noted that 
stem cells don't have fingers, heartbeats, and other 
attributes of developing human beings. It was a strange 
argument to make to people who don't mind destroying 
fetuses that do have all these attributes! Not noticing 
the logic of this line of thought, they cheered him 
anyway.

     The climax of the evening was Teresa Heinz Kerry, 
the presumptive nominee's wife. Like young Reagan but 
unlike her husband, she didn't bellow at the audience. 
She spoke softly, almost intimately, as if she were among 
close friends, making the party ideology sound more 
reasonable than revolutionary. She also greeted the 
audience in five languages, reminding us that she would 
be our first foreign-born first lady.

     Republicans shouldn't underestimate this woman. 
She's no Hillary Clinton, stridently making enemies. 
Hillary reminds me of de Tocqueville's observation that 
American women are intelligent, capable, self-reliant, 
admirable in many ways -- but not feminine. The 
difference between American and European women can be 
heard in their voices. Even the most beautiful American 
women (outside the South) often break the spell they cast 
as soon as they open their mouths; European women often 
speak with an enchanting music.

     This is what Teresa Kerry does. She is a thing 
unheard of on these shores, a feminist with femininity. 
If, on the eve of the convention, she showed a bit of a 
temper at a reporter who provoked her, it was the 
spontaneous temper of a human being, not the rancor of a 
political doctrinaire. Her speech displayed exactly what 
her husband sorely lacks, the perfect emotional pitch 
that seems to reach an audience without effort. If John 
Kerry could talk like his wife, he'd win by a landslide.

     The funny part of this is that the Kerry campaign 
has been fearful of Teresa's spontaneity. Given that 
their candidate is a monumental stiff, with all the human 
warmth of something revivified by Doc Frankenstein during 
a violent storm, they should be worried about him, not 
her. One of the marks of a spontaneous personality is 
that it responds, sometimes immediately and unguardedly, 
to other people. John Kerry seems never to listen to 
anyone but himself.

     After all, there are higher stakes in this election 
than charm. It may be just as well that Kerry doesn't 
have any. The Democrats still haven't learned to present 
liberalism with a human face, despite all their 
mechanical rhetoric about compassion and diversity and 
the rest of it.


Not So Liberal?

     I was amused to learn that the American Communist 
Party has endorsed Kerry for president. I guess the Reds 
are willing to overlook his passionate Catholic faith and 
his deep personal opposition to abortion. The poor 
Commies have been rudderless since their own perennial 
presidential candidate, Gus Hall, died a few years ago; 
but it's good to know that they see Kerry as the man most 
likely to lead us toward the socialist paradise.

     This endorsement struck me as funny, because the 
Democrats have been trying so hard to play down Kerry's 
liberal record, even though both THE NATIONAL JOURNAL and 
the hyperliberal Americans for Democratic Action rate him 
the most liberal member of the U.S. Senate. Nevertheless, 
his supporters insist that he's not a liberal, he's a 
moderate! A moderate Marxist-Leninist, perhaps.

     The Communists may seem like a somewhat comic relic 
of another age, but they have always known their 
business, and it may help us get our bearings that they 
perceive Kerry as the most "objectively progressive" 
candidate -- at least "progressive" enough to warrant 
their support. Ralph Nader might seem more to their 
liking, but they probably don't view him as a serious 
contender.

     Maybe this is the real "Reagan legacy" -- that as 
the government keeps moving leftward, even under 
Republican control, politicians feel compelled to 
camouflage their leftism. The Republicans call themselves 
conservatives, the Democrats resent being called 
liberals, and everyone pays lip service to conservative 
"values" -- patriotism, the family, the free market. At 
least, amid all this confusing verbiage, we can turn to 
the Communists for some straight talk!

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