THE BARD'S ORPHANS
by Joe Sobran

(From SOBRAN'S, April 2003, pages 3-6)

The Bard's Orphans
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     Maybe I'm crazy. I've long since learned not to rule 
out that possibility when I think I have a bright idea. 
When I began to suspect, back in 1986, that the great 
Bard "William Shakespeare" was actually Edward de Vere, 
Earl of Oxford, I tried not to accept the Oxfordian 
theory too rashly.

     Ten years later, when I was finishing my book ALIAS 
SHAKESPEARE, I found an obscure sonnet cycle, EMARICDULFE 
(see the January 1998 issue or the website articles "A 
Note from the Editor" [www.sobran.com/emarintr.shtml] and 
"The Mystery of EMARICDULFE" [www.sobran.com/emar.shtml], 
which seemed to me to bear all the signs of the Bard's 
authorship. It was published in 1595 under the initials 
"E.C., Esquire." But if Oxford could write under one 
alias, why not another? Still, I waited over a year 
before committing myself. I wanted to be good and sure 
before I took the radical step of proposing to expand the 
Bard's canon.

     Five more years have passed, and I think it's time 
to advance what is either my brightest idea or my 
craziest. I can only sketch the evidence here, but I 
submit it as worthy of consideration.

     I believe Oxford also wrote, under various 
pseudonyms, much of the poetry for which the Elizabethan 
Age is remembered.

     This wasn't a conclusion I was predisposed to reach. 
Just the opposite. I was quite content with a single 
important discovery. I didn't want to discover too much, 
for fear of sounding like those Baconians who 
"discovered" that Francis Bacon wrote not only the 
Shakespeare works, but also the King James Bible and the 
works of Milton, Bunyan, and Robert Burton. The 
Shakespeare authorship question doesn't need any more 
absurd exaggerations.

     {{ Then again, }} think of it this way: if the 
Baconian theory *had* panned out, it *would* have been a 
tremendous discovery, {{ what? }} We should give even 
far-fetched ideas a fair chance. Anyway, here goes.

     During the 1590s and beyond, about two dozen sonnet 
cycles -- about a thousand sonnets in all -- were 
published in England. This has led scholars to speak of 
an "Elizabethan sonnet craze," whose stellar names 
include Sir Philip Sidney, Samuel Daniel, Thomas Watson, 
and Edmund Spenser, along with Richard Barnfield, Thomas 
Lodge, Michael Drayton, Bartholomew Griffin, Henry 
Constable, Barnabe Barnes, and others, lesser known or 
only vaguely identified, if identified at all.

     I studied these sonnets for a couple of years and 
was struck by their similarities of style, as well as by 
hundreds of recurrent images and turns of phrase. Some 
were better than others, but that is also true of the 
Bard's plays at different stages of his development. All 
but a few of the sonnets showed technical proficiency.

     Could most of them have been the work of a single 
poet? The more I read, the more plausible this seemed. 
Still, I resisted the idea, for the reasons I've 
mentioned.

     It was more than a matter of style. Many of the 
supposed poets, whose identities scholars have seldom 
doubted, were friends, relatives, acquaintances, and 
employees of Oxford! In most cases, even less is known of 
these men than of William of Stratford, whose meager 
biographical record has frustrated scholars for 
centuries. It's a striking point that among the few facts 
we do know of these poets is their connection to Oxford. 
One of the oddest things about "Shakespeare" is that we 
have so little evidence that he had any literary friends 
in London. Apart from Ben Jonson, no other writer seems 
to have met him!

     Many of the dedicatees also belonged to Oxford's 
circle. One sonnet cycle, HECATOMPATHIA, was dedicated to 
Oxford himself; it was ascribed to Thomas Watson, one of 
Oxford's secretaries. Another, CYNTHIA, supposedly by 
Richard Barnfield, was dedicated to Oxford's son-in-law, 
the Earl of Derby, in 1595 -- the year Derby married 
Oxford's daughter Elizabeth. WIT'S PILGRIMAGE, ascribed 
to John Davies, was dedicated to the Earl of Montgomery a 
few years later, around the time Montgomery married 
Oxford's daughter Susan. Several works were also 
dedicated to Montgomery's mother, the Countess of 
Pembroke; others to "the gentlemen of the Inns of Court," 
especially Gray's Inn, where Oxford had studied law. 
(These poems were published between 1582 and 1628; the 
Bard's between 1593 and 1634. Two of the poets speak of 
writing their sonnets in Italy, where Oxford spent a year 
as a young man.)

     These might all be coincidences, but there were 
other things too, chiefly the wording of the dedications. 
In several cases the poet refers to his sonnet cycle as 
his first effort, usually in the metaphor of offspring: 
as his "first fruit," "first-born," "child," "issue," 
"infants," "babe," "maiden verse," "orphans," even 
"bastard orphan." Compare the Bard's reference to VENUS 
AND ADONIS as "the first heir of my invention"; the poem 
was dedicated in 1593 to the Earl of Southampton, who 
nearly became Oxford's son-in-law. Usually the poet 
disparages his verse as "rude" or "unpolished" (the Bard 
calls his "unpolished" and "untutored"), though it's 
anything but. Often the poet professes his gentlemanly 
reluctance to publish his verses, but explains that his 
friends (or some villainous publisher) have left him no 
choice in the matter.

     Your first impression, reading these dedications, is 
of a sort of courtly monotony. They all sound alike. They 
use hundreds of the same phrases. They belittle their 
poetic "children." They apologize for their unworthiness. 
They grovel to the dedicatees. Was all this just standard 
Elizabethan practice? Or didn't these rhymesters have any 
sense of dignity?

     How odd, too, that so many able sonneteers, some of 
them brilliant, should make their debuts in quick 
succession -- and never reappear! Each makes his debut as 
sonneteering Rookie of the Year, as it were, and then 
never writes another sonnet! Contrast French sonneteers 
like Pierre Ronsard, who poured out reams of sonnet 
cycles. What's more, these English boys keep promising to 
write something better in the future, just as the Bard 
promises "some graver labor" to follow VENUS, but the 
promise is never kept.

     The casual reader may dismiss the whole issue with 
the vague explanation that "they all wrote pretty much 
alike in those days." But this will hardly do. Consider 
some parallel passages from PHILLIS (1593), usually 
ascribed to Thomas Lodge, and from CHLORIS (1596), 
assigned to William Smith. No two poets in any age ever 
wrote *this* much alike:

      PHILLIS:
      Long hath my sufferance labor'd to enforce
      One pearl of pity from her pretty eyes,
      Whilst I with restless rivers of remorse,
      Have bath'd the banks where my fair Phillis 
           lies
      CHLORIS:
      Long hath my sufferance labor'd to enforce
      One pearl of pity from her pretty eyes;
      Whilst I, with restless oceans of remorse,
      Bedew the banks where my fair Chloris lies

      ~ ~ ~

      PHILLIS:
      When as she spied the nymph whom I admire,
      Combing her locks, of which the yellow gold
      Made blush the beauties of her curled wire,
      Which heaven itself with wonder might behold,
      Then, red with shame, her reverend locks she 
           rent,
      And weeping hid the beauty of her face
      CHLORIS:
      There did I see the nymph whom I admire,
      Remembering her locks; of which the yellow 
           hue
      Made blush the beauties of her curled wire,
      Which Jove himself with wonder well might 
           view.
      Then red with ire, her tresses she berent;
      And weeping hid the beauty of her face

      ~ ~ ~

      PHILLIS:
      And as nor tyrant sun nor winter weather
      May ever change sweet Amaranthus' hue,
      So she though love and fortune join together,
      Will never leave to be both fair and true
      CHLORIS:
      But as cold winter's storms and nipping 
           frosts
      Can never change sweet Amaranthus' hue,
      So, though my love and life by her are 
           cross'd,
      My heart shall still be constant firm and 
           true

      ~ ~ ~

      PHILLIS:
      For you I live, and you I love, but none else.
      O then, fair eyes, whose light I live to view,
      Or poor forlorn despis'd to live alone else
      CHLORIS:
      For her I live, and her I love and none else.
      O then, fair eyes, look mildly upon me:
      Who poor, despis'd, forlorn, must live alone 
           else

      ~ ~ ~

      PHILLIS:
      Burst, burst, poor heart: thou hast no longer 
           hope ...
      Let all my senses have no further scope
      CHLORIS:
      But burst, poor heart: thou hast no better 
           hope,
      Since all thy senses have no further scope

      ~ ~ ~

      PHILLIS:
      And should I leave thee there, thou pretty 
           elf?
      Nay, first let Damon quite forget himself
      CHLORIS:
      And I cannot forget her, pretty elf ...
      Yet let me rather clean forget myself

      ~ ~ ~

      PHILLIS:
      Look, sweet, since from the pith of 
           contemplation
      Love gathereth life, and living, breedeth 
           passion
      CHLORIS:
      To penetrate the pith of contemplation ...
      Nor move her heart on me to take compassion 

     Is Smith simply plagiarizing Lodge? If so, he's 
doing it awfully blatantly, and you'd expect Lodge to 
have a thing or two to say about it. Yet there is no 
record of any complaint by Lodge. In fact, as far as I 
can tell, no scholar has ever noticed these parallels, 
let alone surmised that "Lodge" and "Smith" were actually 
the same poet. I think they were the same poet -- Oxford 
-- and that the latter work was actually a revision of 
the former.

     Over several years, I found about 3,000 such 
parallels among these poems. Many of them could hardly be 
coincidental. A sonnet from THE TEARS OF FANCY, published 
in 1592 by "T.W." (often assumed to be Thomas Watson), is 
a near twin of the only sonnet published under Oxford's 
name. Here is the last of T.W.'s 60 sonnets:

      Who taught thee first to sigh, alas, sweet 
           heart?
      Who taught thy tongue to marshal words of 
           plaint?
      Who filled thine eyes with tears of bitter 
           smart?
      Who gave thee grief and made thy joys so 
           faint?
      Who first did paint with colours pale thy 
           face?
      Who first did break thy sleeps of quiet rest?
      Who forc'd thee unto wanton love give place?
      Who thrall'd thy thoughts in fancy so 
           distress'd?
      Who made thee bide both constant firm and 
           sure?
      Who made thee scorn the world and love thy 
           friend?
      Who made thy mind with patience pains endure?
      Who made thee settle steadfast to the end?
        Then love thy choice though love be never 
           gain'd,
        Still live in love, despair not though 
           disdain'd.

Compare this with Oxford's sonnet:

      Who taught thee first to sigh, alas, my 
           heart?
      Who taught thy tongue the woeful words of 
           plaint?
      Who filled your eyes with tears of bitter 
           smart?
      Who gave thee grief and made thy joys to 
           faint?
      Who first did paint with colours pale thy 
           face?
      Who first did break thy sleeps of quiet rest?
      Above the rest in court who gave thee grace?
      Who made thee strive in honour to be best?
      In constant truth to bide so firm and sure,
      To scorn the world regarding but thy friends?
      With patient mind each passion to endure,
      In one desire to settle to the end?
        Love then thy choice wherein such choice 
           thou bind,
        As naught but death may ever change thy 
           mind.

In various ways, the evidence kept pointing to Oxford.

     I checked out all these poets in THE DICTIONARY OF 
NATIONAL BIOGRAPHY and other sources. Of some of them 
nothing is known; "William Smith" could be anyone named 
William Smith, or the name could be a blind. The poets 
who gave only their initials are of course untraceable. 
One, the author of the cycle ZEPHERIA, didn't even give 
his initials.

     Some were real men. There was a man named Richard 
Barnfield, said to have been a friend of Watson and 
Drayton, but though a few works were published under his 
name in the mid 1590s he doesn't seem to have been a 
writer. He published nothing else before his death in 
1627.

     Samuel Daniel wrote loads of poetry after the 
exquisite sonnet cycle DELIA, but none of it was anything 
like DELIA: his major work was a verse history, so 
prosaic it's almost doggerel. Here I found an interesting 
clue: Ben Jonson, who knew practically every writer in 
London, said that Daniel was "an honest man ... but no 
poet." He could hardly have said that if he thought 
Daniel wrote DELIA.

     Finally it hit me: What if all these rookie poets 
were the *same* poet? What if all these dedications were 
a running inside joke? What if it was Oxford, amusing his 
friends? That would explain almost everything.

     Another interesting detail is that most of these 
sonnet cycles appeared in only one edition, and there is 
very little contemporary comment on them. The genre seems 
to have been less popular than the scholars have assumed. 
This suggests that the sonnets were published at the 
author's or authors' own expense, not by popular demand. 
{{ (Could a large reading public be snared by titles like 
PARTHENOPHIL AND PARTHENOPHE?) }}

     Desperate for at least some scholarly support for my 
outlandish theory, I found a little in an unexpected and 
utterly respectable source: C.S. Lewis's magisterial 
history of English literature in the sixteenth century. 
Not that Lewis agrees with me. Not at all. The idea never 
crosses his mind, and he would surely have found it 
outre. But he does name seven poets who remind him of the 
Bard in some respect -- and all seven are among my 
suspected masks of Oxford! He finds Daniel's sonnets as 
lovely as the Bard's; he thinks Barnfield imitates the 
Bard; he thinks Watson's "conception of the sonnet" is 
much like the Bard's; Barnabe Barnes sounds like "a 
weaker Shakespeare"; and so on.

     Sometimes, in the dedications, the verbal parallels 
with the Bard are unmistakable: after apologizing for his 
"rude and unpolished lines," Barnfield adds: "If my 
ability were better, the signs should be greater; but 
being as it is, your honor must take me as I am, not as I 
should be. But howsoever it is, yours it is; and I myself 
am yours; in all humble service...." Compare the Bard's 
dedication to LUCRECE: "What I have to do is yours, being 
part in all I have, devoted yours. Were my worth greater 
my duty would show greater, meantime, as it is, it is 
bound to your lordship." Again, Barnfield: "Small is the 
gift, but great is my good will." The Bard, in PERICLES, 
writes, "Yet my good will is great, though the gift 
small." The dedication to DIELLA (by "R.L., Gentleman," 
1596) addresses "your ladyship ... to whom I ever wish 
long life, lengthened with all honorable happiness. Your 
ladyship's in all duty," et cetera. Again, compare 
LUCRECE: "your lordship, to whom I wish long life still 
lengthened with all happiness. Your lordship's in all 
duty," et cetera.

     The poems themselves afford hundreds of matches like 
these: "O dear vexation of my troubled soul" 
(PARTHENOPHIL AND PARTHENOPHE, Barnes, 1593); "The deep 
vexation of his inward soul" (LUCRECE). And "Hunting he 
lov'd, nor did he scorn to love" (DIELLA); "Hunting he 
lov'd, but love he laugh'd to scorn" (VENUS).

     Still, there are difficulties. Sidney and Spenser 
are so renowned that it gives me pause to include them in 
my list of Oxford's beards. The short (though 
insufficient) answer is that Sidney's supposed writings 
were published many years after his death; and Spenser's 
supposed sonnets, the AMORETTI, are markedly different 
from his other poems, whose authorship (in most cases) I 
don't question. I mean to explore this more fully in 
another book. (One important link here is the Countess of 
Pembroke, to whom DELIA is dedicated. In addition to 
being Montgomery's mother, she was also Sidney's sister. 
Small world.)

     All this calls for an explanation. How could this 
have happened? I can only guess. But here is my guess:

     Oxford grew up in a highly literate family. One of 
his uncles was the great poet Henry Howard, Earl of 
Surrey, who introduced the Petrarchan sonnet in English; 
he was the first to use the "Shakespearean" sonnet form 
{{ (never dreaming, of course, that one of his nephews 
would actually become "Shakespeare"). }} Another uncle 
was Arthur Golding, a great classical scholar and 
translator of Ovid. Under these two influences, Oxford 
aspired to become England's Petrarch (through the sonnet 
cycle) and also its Ovid (through narrative poems).

     For many years (I'm still guessing, but not, I 
think, unreasonably) Oxford wrote sonnet cycles and 
narrative poems, which he circulated among his friends, 
but, like a good gentleman, refrained from publishing. 
Print was still considered a vulgar medium; no gentleman 
would write for money or popularity.

     This is the part modern men find hard to understand. 
When we write nowadays, it's usually for the very things 
English gentlemen used to sniff at: money and popularity. 
Otherwise, we feel, why bother writing? Very few of us 
now write only for a small coterie. (For an illuminating 
study of how the old attitude lingered but eventually 
changed, see Alvin Kernan's SAMUEL JOHNSON AND THE IMPACT 
OF PRINT.)

     Maybe (still guessing here, but, I hope, plausibly) 
Oxford came to realize that if he wanted literary 
immortality -- and his poems were lavishly praised by 
those who saw them -- he'd better get them into print. 
Yet it wouldn't do to put his own name on them. So he 
borrowed other men's names, invented fictitious names, or 
just used initials. By the time he reached full maturity, 
he had begun to use the name William Shakespeare.

     When he pulled his old sonnet cycles and narrative 
poems out of the drawer and prepared them for the 
printer, Oxford added dedications, in which, for the 
amusement of insiders, he played the humble novice poet, 
using a different pseudonym each time. The fake humility 
was part of the gag. His friends would get the joke; the 
reading public (and later scholars) would be taken in. 
But if you read the dedications in succession, you can 
feel the phantom poet winking at you.

     The hoax worked only too well. To this day, the 
pseudonyms and dedications are taken at face value. It 
took more than four centuries for someone (ahem!) to 
crack the code, so to speak. Meanwhile, a poor country 
bloke has reaped most of the glory due to Oxford's works.

     This could explain a great paradox: the Bard says, 
in his most famous sonnets, that he expects his poems to 
be immortal while hoping his own name will be 
"forgotten." As a rule your name is remembered as long as 
your poems are. But if virtually *all* of Oxford's poems 
were pseudonymous, the puzzle is resolved. And as I've 
written elsewhere, Oxford had an additional motive for 
concealing his authorship: his own scandalous personal 
life.

     My theory could solve another puzzle. In 1599 came 
the small volume THE PASSIONATE PILGRIM, "by William 
Shakespeare"; yet scholars have found that several of its 
20 poems had already appeared under the names of 
Barnfield, Griffin, and others, so its place in the 
Bard's canon is now considered marginal. But if I'm 
correct, Oxford may indeed have written the whole thing 
under various names.

     All this would mean that we possess hundreds of 
priceless pages Oxford wrote in his poetic 
apprenticeship, before he became "Shakespeare." It would 
also mean that the entire history of Elizabethan 
literature must be overhauled. The "Elizabethan sonnet 
craze," it appears, was pretty much a one-man show.

     If I'm right, Oxford would be surprised, and 
probably disappointed, that his plays have lasted better 
than his poems. But considering all the confusion he has 
caused, he'd be in a poor position to complain.

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